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I could literally leave to go poop for an entire round of Among Us and still be called suspicious
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shout out to all the people eating this thanksgiving
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This trend of people barking has to stop.
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how many breadsticks do you think I can fit in my mouth let’s count
1,
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carson is back
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is your refrigerator running?
well you better go catch it!
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May the fourth be with you
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it’s not a party until you see a renaissance painting made out of vomit on the bathroom wall
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I know what happened to Dr Disrespect.
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2012 was ten years ago
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gonna be done for a while
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@KEEMSTAR @goodguyfitz keem this is a terrible take
also do u have an iphone
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I have to leave the country. To anyone I’ve disappointed I’m so sorry. To those that I love, I will miss you dearly. Please remember me for who I was and not what I’ve become.
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@pokimanelol preach sister
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Instead of rubbing two rocks together to start a fire, I think I’ll tell the ground whether I’m a boy or girl from now on
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lick my balls twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT…
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baby yoda but he’s resized to be the size of a human and now he’s terrifying