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i’m busy that day twitter.com/Gitz__/status/…
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Lady working a ride at disneyland recognized me and then told me they were a Fitz viewer. going to be taking some time off.
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I will not be in youtube rewind twitter.com/YouTube/status…
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My Problems with Jschlatt
Read: tl.gd/n_1srg8br
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What do you call it when you drop your eggs on the ground while cooking them?
A bad eggscident! I’m thinking of quitting twitter
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I’m so sick of this vsauce idiot
Every day he comes on my Screen
“I’m VSauce”
Yeah ok sure you are michael.
“I’m bald.”
*vsauce song blares*
Then he starts screaming and punching the walls like wtf Micheal? Like wtf? WTF are you doing V sauce. Like what are you doing
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birthdays are for chumps, i just grow
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like this tweet if you hate the queen of england or breathe oxygen
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gonna tell my kids this was callmecarson
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I get that there’s a virus but I just really want to shake people’s hands, hug them, kiss them, cough on them, and lick hand railings
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every day i miss scrappy doo more and more
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I’ll vote for whichever one gives us government mandated girlfriends
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This is what I have to say about this:
and here’s what I have to say about that:
Now, picture this:
But, what if:
Glad to hear we’re on the same page.
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edaters be like “let’s set the mood” and dim their computer screens
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Gonna write a book about how hard it is to be a gamer
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anime characters when they’re about to go crazy be like
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