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13-month tier 3 sub, 56,980 channel points, CallMeCarsonLIVE reporting in. Just found out about #pokimaneboyfriend - it’s me. I have to come clean. Here is a picture of us making out
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Do you think shakespeare ever told people to get their act together
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If I can’t see the taxes, they can’t see me
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Look how marketable I am. The people love Baby Carson. I am adorable
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This is not funny! Stop sending this to me.
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if I was a Bionicle I’d be a Really Awesome Bionicle...
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please stop sending me this image. It’s not real and Female Carson will not go on a date with you
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Man is the most insane species. I am at peak form.
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you wake up in a panic from a nightmare and then, you look around your room, you see him in the corner. what do you do
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TIP FOR ALL MEN! Leave the toilet seat down when you leave the bathroom! Women love that!
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twitter please quadruple verify me for this one tweet
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Whoever wins the US election should make out with the queen of england on live television broadcast
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Fairy type Pokemon carry the same energy as the new Star Wars trilogy
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Things are gonna be real different around here twitter.com/Slimecicle/sta…
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if I wasn't straight, I'd totally be gay
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i tag myself in the pic so people know it is me
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elon musk can eat my ass! what does he even sell, ELECTRONICS? Yeah right!
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