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I wish all technology had the awful little sound box that wii remotes had in them. Imagine your microwave yelling out 👺🔊 “ɪᴛ’ꜱ ꜱʜᴏᴡᴛɪᴍᴇ!” and vibrating
878
It’s either it’s or its. it’s its when it isn’t it’s and it’s it’s when it isn’t its.
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personally very excited for Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away 2 twitter.com/Papapishu/stat…
880
Quantitative Relation + You squandered your social ranking + You have no currency + Your Mother
881
why are my 2 favorite characters from Free Guy fighting 😭
882
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested. Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello?
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Trying my hand at music and singing songs 🎤
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No online content will ever top that guy on tiktok who fires hot wheels into his walls at high speeds
885
There is no string of symbols that brings me as much joy and others as much disgust as :3
886
I voiced the lines from one of my favorite videos made by @Foekoe on stream last night
889
I hate these artists on twitter man. They post those Sketch vs. Final posts and the Sketch is like the Mona Lisa and then the Final is like the Mona Lisa 2
890
They should make second aid kits for if the first aid kit isn’t enough
892
Fart February you have to fart and if you don’t you die. Good luck survivors
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A word from the team. This needed to be said. I hope you'll all understand.
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can’t believe I’ve only watched this video 967 million times
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Today’s the last day it will ever be the 4th of February in 2022 😭😭
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You’re in school? LOL just drop out and do youtube ???
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It’s crazy to me that there’s people that call water fountains “bubblers” They don’t “bubble” the water. They shoot it out, like a fountain! We should boil these people
898
“Time heals all wounds” Dude my arm was just severed in a boating accident
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