851
just a reminder that if there’s a santa denier in your life it is completely okay to remove them from your life
852
digimon really was like “the power of friendship can help us get through anything!” and then some kid would pull out a tyrannosaurus rex combined with a norse god and destroy an entire city block
853
music’s so crazy because someone could listen to a song’s lyrics and think it’s some super deep stuff and analyze every line, and then you ask the artist how they came up with it and they’re like “idk it just sounded kinda cool when i sang it in the shower”
854
how much woodchuck woodchuck woodchuck woodchuck
856
What are the chances Queen Elizabeth was replaced with a different old woman a long time ago
857
we live in a world where multiple married couples have probably met through fortnite duos
858
crazy that people who are already fit keep working out. like bro you’re already there
859
Imagine how hard it would be to not eat your fingers if your fingers were breadsticks
860
I always recommend my friends go to Chick-fil-A on sunday. Because I’m a troll
863
Would Kanye West go by Kanye West when he plays video games
864
All at once every bald white man on earth is teleported to one location for a bald white man battle royale, who ends up on top?
865
ain’t nothing funnier than someone googling google
866
Nothing in society is as underappreciated as getting bread at restaurants
867
Just spoke to Santa. He said “no one’s getting physical presents this year, everything’s getting stored on the blockchain.” Well try eating my non fungible cookies and milk bro. Try flying your Bored Reindeer NFT around. I just wanted a freaking Nintendo Switch man…
869
tomato tomato doesn’t make any sense when i write it out. I look like an idiot. I just wrote tomato twice
871
2022 is the year of the return of ugandan knuckles
873
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