827
november isn’t real. Christmas has started
828
I ordered this a couple weeks back because i thought it looked funny and now it is chris pratt
829
drawing the worst looking monkey nft in existence and selling it for 15 shinkle dorfs hmu if interested
830
Okay so here’s some things I’ve learned to NOT do when giving someone a tour of your house:
1. Showing them your “Pee Corner”
2. Showing them how clean your toilet is since you have a “Pee Corner”
3. Showing them how to use your “Pee Corner”
4. Screaming when they try to leave
831
don’t let this post distract you from the fact that in 2016 Big Bird ate 24 people in cold blood and he’ll do it again twitter.com/BigBird/status…
833
You’ll never be able to go back to a time where Among Us didn’t exist. You’ll never escape.
834
I AM THE CREATOR AND INFLUENCER WITH THE CUTEST PET. CONSIDER THIS A CHALLENGE. IF YOU THINK YOUR PET IS CUTER THEN PROVE IT.
(Spoiler alert: Astro is better)
835
Chance: Do you think I can hit this half court shot?
Shawn: hahaha there’s no chance!
Chance:
836
Oh I love alcohol and drink it all the time…Yes, I would like a drink. Two Double-Dipped Fancy Michescki’s, One for Myself and one for my friend here. Frozen please, with a little lemon. And get me a couple Charles Martinet’s as well, unstirred and with lots of beer. No rocks.
837
The masculine urge to play CSGO vs The feminine urge to play Valorant
838
Keep hearing about this “Squint Game” and I just don’t get what would be so entertaining about 456 people in a room without their glasses
839
youtube rewind 2018 was a masterpiece and it’s a shame the dislikes haven’t been preserved for all their glory. I loved fortnite and mark ass brownlee
840
pooping on stage at an open mic call that bathroom humor
841
people that do math for fun are somehow worse than people that play league of legends for fun
842
Whenever twitch chat reminds you to hydrate it is simply a thinly veiled attempt to drown you
843
if you don’t have money just buy some, poor ass
844
happy day of eating food. Let us all be fat and watch sports together 🦃
846
it’s about 🚘 it’s about 🔋
we stay 🤤 we 🍔🍕
Put in the 😓💪 put in the 🕐🕚🕦
and take what’s 👬
⚫️ and 🇼🇸 in my veins, my culture bangin’ with 🧐
I change the 🎮🏈🏀 so what’s my 🤰 name?
🗿rock
848
I know this is about fortnite but I like imagining some verified scientist on twitter named Donald Mustard being the one to break the news that the world is ending twitter.com/DonaldMustard/…
849
asked santa for a huge nintendo ds again this year. Please
850
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