902
No he olvidado que el humano tonto me quitó las bolas. planeo su destrucción y caída todos los días que vivo
903
“these new pokemon starters look fake, what happened to the old designs” bro it’s a cat and a duck and a red thing, just like always
904
I think war is bad. *plays the sickest guitar solo you’ve ever heard*
905
people say horses are really smart but I think they’re actually very dumb because we’ve been riding them for thousands of years and they haven’t asked for pay a single time
906
If the waiters at Chick-fil-A don’t say “My Pleasure” then the cows from the commercials abduct them and then set them on fire
908
this doors and wheels debate is just a modern version of this white and gold dress from 2015
909
If you don’t have air conditioning you should try it. Super recommend, been using air conditioning for a while now and really can’t complain. Keeps me cool when I’m hot. Ceiling fan also works. While you’re at it, try food. Tastes good.
910
we should change twitter to be like Elden Ring messages and you can only use certain words
911
I can't believe there's gonna be the date 20/20/2020 in 2 years
912
They made a whole country for this dumb ass holiday??? Lmao
913
unironically woke up wanting to play fortnite. The world as we know it is destined to crash and burn
914
They should remove building from all games
915
This thread of videos is one of my favorite things I’ve ever seen on twitter. Actually invested in the storyline twitter.com/MikeSalcedo_/s…
917
Seems like I have to pee every day. Tired of it
919
I feel like r/place being something that happens every 5 years would be a super cool way to see how online communities and internet culture grow and change over time
920
twitch streamers coordinating where they’ll tell 50,000 people to draw the next spingle-splonch for 8 hours on r/place
921
If there were a tier list for things, these things would definitely be S Tier things
922
Do you guys ever and when it hits 3:14 PM and you start eating pie “it’s pie time” you say out loud to nobody and then you eat nomfnofnnomfnomf (the sound of a happy pie guy)
923
Elon Musk buying twitter? Epic Doge Moment! Updoot this post for free Twitter Gold. I hate normies REEEE - I like Elon Musk cuz he invented Space and Cars and Tunnels (upvote if you agree)
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
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