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BEING SAD IS CRINGE! IF I WERE YOU I WOULD STOP BEING SAD. IF YOU AREN’T HAPPY YOU’RE WEIRD.
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DEPRESSION IS FOR CHUMPS. HAVE A SNICKERS.
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THE LAST THING ANYONE SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT RIGHT NOW IS POLITICS. TRY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES OR HAVING SEX.
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WOULDN’T WANT TO BE PRESIDENT. THEY CAN’T PISS ON THEIR FRONT LAWN! I PISS ON MY FRONT LAWN.
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THEY’RE GIVING IT TO ME. SPOILER ALERT! MY MOON NOW. twitter.com/Independent/st…
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I DO NOT DO MY TAXES BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE THEM. END OF STORY.
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I’M ONLY NOT VERIFIED BECAUSE TWITTER IS SCARED.
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OKAY I’LL BE THE FIRST TO SAY IT: THAT DRESS WAS WHITE AND GOLD.
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I should probably finish my pool tournament at some point lol
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@MrBeastYT Sounds like your friends are normal!
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For this year’s halloween I will be dressing up as a youtuber that actually uploads
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Did anyone go as “Person with Coronavirus” for halloween? Could’ve been a fun little party gag!
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Whoever wins the US election should make out with the queen of england on live television broadcast
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One of these days Corpse Husband is gonna cough, clear his throat, and start talking like gilbert gottfried
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I’ll vote for whichever one gives us government mandated girlfriends
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who do you think is more of a catboy: Trump or Biden
Your vote matters
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I am announcing my run for president now! 2020 is my year. I hope I’m not too late!
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