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I want to have a baby with elon musk and name it after my sub count
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I just wanna fall in love with someone in the bathroom as I grip their leg as tight as I can underneath the stall door for support as I drop last night’s taco bell surprise into the porcelain throne. Marry me
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@pokimanelol your dead dogs are also pogchamp
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minecraft is for losers and british people
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A relationship should be 50/50, I HONK HONK BEEEEP BEEEEEP *CRASH* VRRRRRROOOMMMM *SLIDE WHISTLE UP AND DOWN* IPHONE MARIMBA TONE PLAYS
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A relationship should be 20/20, because you make it through everything despite how bad it gets 😅
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Does PETA know people are barking at each other
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I can finally see again, but at what cost
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I just got my eyes back and now i have to see this debate
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@jschlatt IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT THERE WOULD BE NO VIRUS.
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do edaters call taking a break from each other “going afk”
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FEBRUARY 2019. FOR SO LONG I HAVE WAITED.
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@jschlatt Jschlatt is probably my favorite republican youtuber. He almost never talks about politics and instead just pokes fun at the Democratic Party by just saying jokes like "Democrap" which is why he's my favorite smp live streamer and yes you can get I'm "right winged" doesn't mean I
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I’m showing off my new pearly white chompers! Maybe one day I’ll get my ears back...
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can't believe they're adding the dude from smash bros to minecraft
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@Minecraft yo @jeb_ i voted moobloom bro
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