627
How do people wear crop tops without feeling like their stomach is the weak spot in a boss fight
629
edaters be like “let’s set the mood in here” and then put a jpeg of a candle in the discord chat
632
What crypt demon placed a spell on the acronym “PEMDAS” to make it the only thing I remember from math class?
633
@MrBeastYT there was this nigerian prince in my email the other day, i’ll get you in contact
634
GET THAT CAPITALIST RAT OFF MY BALL GAME! I’M TRYING TO WATCH SHAQ!!! twitter.com/CBSSportsNBA/s…
635
SHAQ RETIRED?!?!? twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT…
637
edaters be like “I got you something special for Christmas” and then gift a sub to their favorite streamer 😍😍
638
People from my high school class are getting married and being adults and I’m just sitting here like
639
when ninja has a baby will it come out with blue hair
640
Tomorrow my profile pic will finally have hair and the transformation will be complete
642
Something has gone terribly wrong twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT…
643
society has surpassed the need for people with peanut allergies
644
please stop sending me this image. It’s not real and Female Carson will not go on a date with you
645
@JustaMinx LOL! Imagine being a cat excited to get a new owner and it ends up being YOU!! LMAOOOOO 💀💀💀
646
Me: Mom can i buy something from the store
Mom: sure, but it can’t be too big. No more than one pound of weight.
Me: *takes out my comically large pile of feathers*
647
got thirsty and finally drank that bath water I was keeping around. Gonna be sick but it felt great to let loose
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