701
@pokimanelol Poki I just want you to know I had no idea what this caption meant for the last 20 minutes. I thought “but she’s wearing a dress or whatever right” - it did not make sense. I have only just now looked at the naked people and I feel like a moron. My failures make me dislike this.
702
@DavePBrown me when I try cocaine for the first time
703
fart
ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗮𝘄𝗲𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲.
704
@Twitter Time to go Fleet on my Flitter. I’m going to get so many Flitter Twollowers
705
@elonmusk I LOVE MEMES! What do you think of this one Elon Space Man??
706
Reply with your 10 most used emojis.
Here’s mine:
🧤🧶👩🦯🟫0️⃣👷🧠♌️🈴🇸🇪
707
@REALMizkif Kpop more like Kfart!!! LOL
708
@michaelreeves I DO NOT LISTEN TO KPOP!! IF YOU DO YOU’RE WEIRD LOL!!
711
@dreamwastaken2 alternatively dream cum sock
712
I'm glad Unus Annus is gone LOL never liked them anyways 🖕🖕🖕
714
petition for apple to add a pogchamp emoji
Sign here
715
@Sykkuno Sykkuno don’t let anything get you down... you are so hot and sexy!!
716
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure,it’s not your fault.
717
@CrankGameplays You were the better half of Unus Annus
719
OKAY @pewdiepie @MarziaPie I AM GETTING BORED OF PEWDIEPIE VIDEOS. YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO HAVE CHILDREN.
720
i don’t know who needs to hear this but... happy birthday 👍🥳👍
721
I never understood Thanksgiving for most of my life, and then I became an adult and realized Thanksgiving is a day to eat FOOD. And that is a good holiday.
722
Thankful for my Huge Cake this thanksgiving
723
@jschlatt Wait until you see how bad 2021 can be!
CEO of celebritiesbutbald.net - All opinions presented on this page are that of my company’s and not my own @cmcandthings