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Elon musk is so cool because he invented space and twitter
877
@Twitter Time to go Fleet on my Flitter. I’m going to get so many Flitter Twollowers
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I think it’s fascinating how many people repeat the sentiment that “carson was never funny, his friends were” as a way to discredit my work. You’re still saying my videos are/were funny? I’ve always been the host that puts funny people in fun situations. Why’s that a problem?
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Oh I love alcohol and drink it all the time…Yes, I would like a drink. Two Double-Dipped Fancy Michescki’s, One for Myself and one for my friend here. Frozen please, with a little lemon. And get me a couple Charles Martinet’s as well, unstirred and with lots of beer. No rocks.
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@Its_Jawsh instead of throwing your hat in the ring, could you instead throw that ass in a circle
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Today’s the last day it will ever be the 4th of February in 2022 😭😭
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@Its_Jawsh 雪花飘飘北风萧萧 Buy Valorant Credit! 所有国家都将落入中国 PogChamp
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“Time heals all wounds” Dude my arm was just severed in a boating accident
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They should make second aid kits for if the first aid kit isn’t enough
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Trying my hand at music and singing songs 🎤
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They should remove building from all games
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I can't believe there's gonna be the date 20/20/2020 in 2 years
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“these new pokemon starters look fake, what happened to the old designs” bro it’s a cat and a duck and a red thing, just like always
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I voiced the lines from one of my favorite videos made by @Foekoe on stream last night
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if i saw this in public i would lose my mind
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