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Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's, an indie horror game that you guys suggested. Oh...12 a.m. The first night. If I didn't wanna stay the first night, why would I stay any more than... five... Why I stay any more than two- hello?
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music’s so crazy because someone could listen to a song’s lyrics and think it’s some super deep stuff and analyze every line, and then you ask the artist how they came up with it and they’re like “idk it just sounded kinda cool when i sang it in the shower”
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@Pogslre how will
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Nothing in society is as underappreciated as getting bread at restaurants
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@LilyPichu Can you cosplay me
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@Quackity edaters be like “I made you something for Valentines Day” and put a png of a minecraft cake in the discord chat
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@Slimecicle Short Cop and Tall Cop
- way too convoluted
- not as funny in concept
- a little over the top
Short Cop
- straight forward
- Funny
- easier to understand because there’s just one cop that’s slightly shorter than the others
- Funny
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pooping on stage at an open mic call that bathroom humor
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I always recommend my friends go to Chick-fil-A on sunday. Because I’m a troll
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why are these apes so bored
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@pokimanelol gonna ride my trike over your stupid head baby poki
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we should change twitter to be like Elden Ring messages and you can only use certain words
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happy day of eating food. Let us all be fat and watch sports together 🦃
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@And_Dads_Car WOKE UP FEELING GOOD TODAY. thOUGHT ABOUT DAD'S CAR. WE STAY WINNING
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@FallGuysGame @sonic_hedgehog 2020 is the year of the return of ugandan knuckles
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why are those birds so angry
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why are my 2 favorite characters from Free Guy fighting 😭