Carson(@CallMeCarsonYT)さんの人気ツイート(いいね順)

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@And_Dads_Car I WANNA DEDICATE THIS DAY TO ALL DADS. AND DAD’S CARS. GOD BLESS YOU WHAT A RUSH
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tomato tomato doesn’t make any sense when i write it out. I look like an idiot. I just wrote tomato twice
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@Luemas_ dog what’s your star sign I’m a
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@elonmusk I LOVE MEMES! What do you think of this one Elon Space Man??
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What would you do in this situation
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oh how the time tables
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Imagine how hard it would be to not eat your fingers if your fingers were breadsticks
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don’t let this post distract you from the fact that in 2016 Big Bird ate 24 people in cold blood and he’ll do it again twitter.com/BigBird/status…
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ain’t nothing funnier than someone googling google
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Hello Elon, Congrats on getting twitter. Here is a pic of me pooping in a plane bathroom. Had to go really bad. Mile high club! Sincerely, Carson
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@Krtzyy Blow it out your ass
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crazy that people who are already fit keep working out. like bro you’re already there
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I know this is about fortnite but I like imagining some verified scientist on twitter named Donald Mustard being the one to break the news that the world is ending twitter.com/DonaldMustard/…
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@Quackity same, watch this
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a year is just a stack of months
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first they were thefacebook, then they were facebook. Now, they must become book twitter.com/verge/status/1…
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Good morning elon.
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@JhbTeam *default dances* i hate normies REEEE *left eye lights up blue like sans* POGGERS this is a sans undertale moment, you’re cringe bro *clucks like ugandan knuckles* i love family guy funny moments on youtube *t-poses* do you watch callmecarson?
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Would Kanye West go by Kanye West when he plays video games
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@tommyinnit @jschlatt 跟英国人在一起!所有人都会屈服于中华民国的力量!
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Chance: Do you think I can hit this half court shot? Shawn: hahaha there’s no chance! Chance:
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I think war is bad. *plays the sickest guitar solo you’ve ever heard*