926
@seradotwav do you ever shut up stupid robot girl
931
Shout out to this blue little lobster guy. I don’t know why but he’s funny
933
Proud to say that we finally have September's grand total raised through YOC - We were able to raise $68,000 for @ChildrenofWar thanks to your contributions. Thank you all for your continued support!
935
people say horses are really smart but I think they’re actually very dumb because we’ve been riding them for thousands of years and they haven’t asked for pay a single time
937
If I had a nickel for every nickel I had, I’d have two nickles. But after that I think I’d have four…
939
Imagine needing brain surgery and you get incredibly unlucky and get the world’s WORST brain surgeon. And he like accidentally drops his coffee on your open brain and says “ope! That one’s on me guys” and then when you wake up you like league of legends
940
There is no string of symbols that brings me as much joy and others as much disgust as :3
941
as a society we need new and more creative ways to tell each other to touch grass
943
Seems like I have to pee every day. Tired of it
945
@stan_petras I like seeing the light leave his eyes
946
“Among Us is permanent” is probably the scariest sentence I’ve ever uttered
947
It’s crazy to me that there’s people that call water fountains “bubblers” They don’t “bubble” the water. They shoot it out, like a fountain! We should boil these people
948
personally very excited for Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away 2 twitter.com/Papapishu/stat…
949
unironically woke up wanting to play fortnite. The world as we know it is destined to crash and burn
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