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You’re in school? LOL just drop out and do youtube ???
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@whoisaddison addison you’re so smart marry me
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My Crying Carson figure drops August 21st! In honor of my first charity figure, I'm giving some away! RT + follow @youtooz to enter. I'll pick some winners Friday before the drop, good luck everyone!
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@TedNivison jaw drops
eyes pop out of head
tongue rolls out
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
AWOOGA AWOOGA!
EE-AW EE-AW!
BOIOIOING!
picks up jaw
fixes eyes
rolls up tongue
buries face in ass
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLB
WHOA MAMA
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@DavePBrown me when I try cocaine for the first time
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🚀🎱My merch is officially LIVE! Go get yourself some @PoolHallCo stuff!
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@Slimecicle I live every day hoping that the throne of lies that Rat is built upon will come crumbling down in a rain of blood and arcade coins
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It’s either it’s or its. it’s its when it isn’t it’s and it’s it’s when it isn’t its.
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@Jack_Septic_Eye please stop hitting on me
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@jschlatt well la dee freaking Da, this guy thinks he’s some kind of Psychologist. Bro You’re just mad and jealous that you don’t get to Make out with The Rock like I Do. Suck a dick bro
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asked santa for a huge nintendo ds again this year. Please
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Keep hearing about this “Squint Game” and I just don’t get what would be so entertaining about 456 people in a room without their glasses
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@nopeifyaltalt I just want people to be more creative. Instead of “simp” or “cringe” call me “Virgin Supreme” or “Lame Ass” y’know?
793
What are the chances Queen Elizabeth was replaced with a different old woman a long time ago
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I AM THE CREATOR AND INFLUENCER WITH THE CUTEST PET. CONSIDER THIS A CHALLENGE. IF YOU THINK YOUR PET IS CUTER THEN PROVE IT.
(Spoiler alert: Astro is better)
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@LilyPichu can you stop @michaelreeves you’re making everyone look bad
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@RogueZuko @AestheticsJapan both deserve a firm punch in the stomach
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Bill @pulte and I will be randomly picking the winner in 24 hours, and will post proof of payment. Good luck everyone! 😊
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Just spoke to Santa. He said “no one’s getting physical presents this year, everything’s getting stored on the blockchain.” Well try eating my non fungible cookies and milk bro. Try flying your Bored Reindeer NFT around. I just wanted a freaking Nintendo Switch man…
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@Quackity No she likes Ugandan Knuckles!!!
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