Carson(@CallMeCarsonYT)さんの人気ツイート(いいね順)

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we did it. #MarkRoberDay
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Next year is 2020. Double digits!
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when your clone walks in
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please edit this picture. We need more edits of this picture. There's never enough, reply with your Carson
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The year is 2021. You drive to your friend's birthday party and on the way a virgin Ford F150 drives into the side of your TESLA CYBERTRUCK™ - It crumples like paper. You scoff as you drive off with your framed portrait of Elon Musk, not a rearview mirror in sight. No survivors.
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red is sus!!! LOL I love among us
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I wanna have a day where everyone born in the 2000’s gets their account locked and we all just laugh and laugh and laugh
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MADDEN. FOOOTBALLL! Every year more football. Seven eight...seven eight...*calls an audible* hut hut HIKE- *the play is a hail mary that gets intercepted* GOD BLESS AMERICA I LOVE FOOTBALL AND MY WIFE AND JOHN MADDEN
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I just got my eyes back and now i have to see this debate
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Instead of rubbing two rocks together to start a fire, I think I’ll tell the ground whether I’m a boy or girl from now on
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Can’t believe I have 100,000+ girlfriends twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT…
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The source of all my pain is when I’m eating an onion ring and the onion part comes out and now I’m stuck with an onion and a ring
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retweet if you agree
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What do you call it when you drop your eggs on the ground while cooking them? A bad eggscident! I’m thinking of quitting twitter
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Seeing normal cats: - fluffy and adorable - lots of love and attention - makes me happy Seeing the movie Cats: - okay that’s a little weird - please stop dancing so sexually - haha OH WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT T̷̤̱̿̽͌̀͂̐̅͊͂̍͠͝H̷̯̦̾̂͊̈́̈́̎̍E FUCK̸̛̛̛̥͉͇̞̝̓͌̐̃͑̒͌̆̂͊͒ͅ
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Hey guys, high-five me in the replies🖐
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I don’t know how MrBeast and other youtubers do it, I did one big collab project, it took 3 months and I’m pooped!
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@Twitter plan* shit
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just farted
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this is a warning and an omen
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I just want to warn you all of the coming storm of people making “2020 vision” jokes - there will be many and they will all be more popular than they should be
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my friend @katerinotv and I have interesting texting conversations
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At the star bucks doin work
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someone out there is listening to nightcore as they work on getting their PhD