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gonna kiss up to so many women that they'll put me in the Simpsonian
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just tryna get some sleep man. it’s all so tiresome
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wish i was kermit the frog so I could be hitched to that Pig Girl
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every day i miss scrappy doo more and more
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OKAY I’LL BE THE FIRST TO SAY IT: THAT DRESS WAS WHITE AND GOLD.
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oh discord was down yesterday? I didn’t even notice, I was too busy on reddit 🤪🤪🤪🤪
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people who kill pets in minecraft are the BEST type of people. Kill those stupid rats!!
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guys I'm the impostor (send this to your friends to make them chuckle)
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I have to leave the country. To anyone I’ve disappointed I’m so sorry. To those that I love, I will miss you dearly. Please remember me for who I was and not what I’ve become.
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if I was a Bionicle I’d be a Really Awesome Bionicle...
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Whenever a bird chirps it means God is tweeting
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Alright I’ve had enough. Today I start my war against brand twitter. Every brand tweet will have this in the replies. You will put it there. These social media interns will get what they deserve...
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NO-🤢🤢🤢🤢 NO PEE-🤢🤢🤢🤢 NO PEE JANUARY-🤢🤢🤢I THOUGHT🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 IT WAS NO PEE🤮🤮🤮🤮 EVERY MONTH 🤮🤮😎
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guys I haven’t even worn cargo shorts at all this year
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