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yes mom, I CAN get the groceries all on my own. No- MOM- STOP I CAN DO THIS-- MOM- yes I can carry all this at once! Wh- NO I don't want to put any bags down! I don't want to have to come back for a second trip! MOM- STOP IT MY TEEN ANGST IS FLARING UP
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Thought of the day:
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For this year’s halloween I will be dressing up as a youtuber that actually uploads
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what do i put on my resume when youtube falls through
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did something happen?
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Whoever wins the US election should make out with the queen of england on live television broadcast
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going into 2021 looking left because 2020 ain't treat me right... twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT…
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CARSON!!!!!!!
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I DO NOT DO MY TAXES BECAUSE I DO NOT LIKE THEM. END OF STORY.
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why is the back of my head flat
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losing subscribers for some reason
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You can’t escape.
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Don’t call me Superstitious, that was my father’s name
I’m just stitious
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everything would have been fine if this came true twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT…
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What is the best meme of all time
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yeah baby spread me like Jam.