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Would you guys watch a reality television show about this dude
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This is probably gonna be a mistake
Most liked reply to this tweet after 24 hours gets to be my Twitter profile picture for the entire month of January - may the best influencer win
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lick my balls twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT…
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Something has gone terribly wrong twitter.com/CallMeCarsonYT…
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Things are gonna be real different around here twitter.com/Slimecicle/sta…
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uwu time for the news! Sweepy joe biden in the white howse :3 - joe the pwesident ewect!? twump no wonger pwezzy wezzy? *nuzzles you*
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3 root beers in and I’m running into walls like an npc, i should never drunk this much ughh
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I get that there’s a virus but I just really want to shake people’s hands, hug them, kiss them, cough on them, and lick hand railings
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birthdays are for chumps, i just grow
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*gasp* Peppa Pig! What are you doing here!? I’m so glad I get to meet you! You are my favorite pig!
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I could literally leave to go poop for an entire round of Among Us and still be called suspicious
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I’m so sick of this vsauce idiot
Every day he comes on my Screen
“I’m VSauce”
Yeah ok sure you are michael.
“I’m bald.”
*vsauce song blares*
Then he starts screaming and punching the walls like wtf Micheal? Like wtf? WTF are you doing V sauce. Like what are you doing
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how many breadsticks do you think I can fit in my mouth let’s count
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