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Soon as you check her phone the bitch ain’t text no one since 2016
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All you women care about is food and dick
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May she never find happiness unless it’s with me, amen
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I don’t do the "talking stage".. you wanna be mine or not bitch
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Dudes be in their 40s tryna be players. Bro your life is almost over go find a wife
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I don’t get sad, I just listen to Key Glock and think about how I can take over the world
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Everyone: "she a hoe"
Me in her dms: so I heard some good things about u
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We suppose to be fighting our demons but I keep fuckin mine 🤦🏽♂️
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IF WE FUCKING RAW everything you do concerns me bitch
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I’m bad at communicating just take ur pants off
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Girls can’t even cook anymore. Y’all just air fry shit and make lil snacks from Tiktok
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Once I see you entertain somebody uglier than me, I’m good bro
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She told me she was feeling empty inside, so I nutted in her
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She dumped me so l'm dating her eye lash lady, we increasing the price
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ALL U BITCHES DO IS LIE & GO TO SCHOOL FOR NURSING
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Mfs be unemployed getting girls pregnant like how tf yo sperm work & you don’t
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You don’t gotta put yo phone on DND around me baby I know you a hoe
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Sorry I insulted you, I was trying to flirt
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Nah babe u still cute jus da way u drink like my unc surprised me
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Fellas get dressed, it’s bitches outside with tax money
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Don’t let that $7 sundress cost you $70,000 in child support this summer
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I’m not like the rest, you’ll always miss me once I’m gone
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Seeing ur replacement be the funniest shit ever
