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Someone will be fucking your crush tomorrow
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Valentines day is for pretty women only, you ugly hoes had Halloween
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I’m done healing, I need 7 new hoes by tonight
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Rihanna performing diamonds at super bowl got me thinking bout how you was my diamond before I lost you.. you don’t have to respond, tell your mother I miss her
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Girls won’t text you all day but randomly hit u with wyd, losing feelings bitch wbu
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Instead of wondering how many hoes I got, just try to be my favorite one
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On Feb 14th ima walk up to a random couple and be like so this why you not answering calls
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When u show too much love they play u like u weak
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Hug y’all ex tight cause mine really done with me this time
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I be giving relationship advice with not one successful relationship under my belt
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I hate late replies. Just don’t even text me back bitch
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Good pussy is actually a red flag cause why you know how to fuck like that???
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Private relationship my ass.. hide me and ima cheat on you
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I want a girlfriend that’s gone PULL UP with her homegirls & jump me
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This Mandela effect is crazy, I could've swore I had more hoes than this
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Just when I thought I found the love of my life, I find 3 more
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I don't do 2nd chances, just 200 and then I'm done fr
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u can fake moan all u want, long as i get my nut
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I love asking 7 different ppl for advice then doing what i want
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Not jealous, but I hope every guy who flirt with you die
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May she never find happiness unless it’s with me, amen 🙏🏽
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NUT in her so u can keep her FOREVER
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You’re in her DMs?? well she's doing her british accent in front of me
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I hope yall chocolates melt on Valentine’s Day
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A fresh cut will have ur own girl hating..
Her: you think you cute 🤨