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May she never find happiness unless it’s with me. Amen
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Happy national womens day to all the women with fat asses
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One man's two year relationship is another mans one night hit
154
IF I PICK THE WRONG BITCH ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR
155
I’m done healing.. where the hoes at?
156
Her: Are you busy?
Me: Never too busy for you my Queen, wassup?
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“You’re so funny I love it”
*2 months later*
“Everything a fuckin joke to you huh”
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Ima break 7 bitches hearts this summer, y’all gone pay for what my ex did
159
Them lil winter relationships starting to defrost
161
If yo ass fat, you’re always right my love ❤️
162
I never shoot my shot I just be like “damn she bad” and move on with my day
163
I like my women tired by 10pm y’all 2am-4am bitches ain’t it
164
Somebody with yo ex rn thinking they found the love of their life 💀
165
I WILL NOT BE BORED, BROKE, BOTHERED, OR STRESSED THIS SUMMER
167
If I block you & you find another way to contact me, we gettin back together fuck it
168
Don’t say “all men are trash” then call yo son a “King”. That lil mf garbage too
169
Nut in a pretty girl NOTHING
happens. Nut in a ugly girl BOOM baby raccoons
170
Nah shawty you still cute. Having your ex beat on the door at 3 am threatening to kill us both just surprised me
171
She blocked me on everything.. she must wanna see me in person
172
Her: no pussy for you tonight
Me: no pussy from YOU tonight
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Once i like you.. sorry if i get a lil crazy
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Breakups so weird I JUST NUTTED IN U LAST NIGHT & now we don’t even talk
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Only crazy bitches go through a mf likes
