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Mfs with less than 100 followers tweeting
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Just because she’s taken doesn’t mean she’s happy.. dm her and check on her
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I’ll take a bitch anywhere but serious
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Bitches be like "know your worth" then go back to the same guy who manipulated them for 2 years
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How girls sit on the edge of your bed the first time they come over
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Being loyal ain’t hard y’all just some hoes
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If you cheat on ya girl once a month, that's only 12/365 days... you still 97% faithful. That's an A+
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*Someone with a fat ass walks by*
Me:
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Being single cool but I miss getting yelled at for tweeting stupid shit
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“Must be your other bitch”
Me: I think you might be right..
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My girl allowed a maximum of 3 male friends... The Father, Son, and the Holy Spirit.
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She's a 10 but she says "wrong bitch" every time you mention something she doesn't remember
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You ever get a text and say out loud “bitch leave me tf alone”
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*1 missed call*
Her: have fun with that bitch
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All my ex’s look unhappy. I knew I wasn’t the problem
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RIP DOLPH he’d be at the top of the industry rn no doubt 🔥🙏🏽 twitter.com/RapAllStars/st…
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Her: you’re the only one I’m talking to
Me:
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Shawty workin at McDonalds talkin bout “ I’m in my bag 💅🏼” ok well, make sure everything is in mine
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She so fine I report everyone who comments under her pics
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Listening to some Money man will change ur life fr
