76
She hide me, I hide her.. We Easter eggs
78
Bitches be like yes I hurt you but now you hate me so I am the true victim
79
Stop getting into relationships when you need therapy
80
Normalize deleting posts. it wasn't me, it was my demons
82
Her: you’re the only one I’m talking to
Me:
83
Finding out u been committed to a hoe gotta be the worse feeling lol 😭
84
Being a hoe is not revenge, the only man ur hurting is ur dad
85
Play any Larry June song, that’s how I feel after I get some coochie
87
From her swallowing my kids to 'user not found' a true love story
88
When she’s telling you all the “crazy shit” her ex did but it’s lowkey smart af
89
If you hit her up and she says “I have a boyfriend" keep shooting your shot, loyal girls don’t reply
90
Last time I took somebody serious I ain’t smile for 6 months
91
“Ay bro yo girl at this party with a..”
Me:
92
April Fools is cancelled this year.. there's no bigger joke than you bitches
93
Her: did you bring a condom?
Me pretending to check my pockets:
94
Bitches who wanna be choked during sex same ones wanna cry if u yell at em
95
When you find out they finally broke up
96
Money man got the hardest funniest bars 🔥😂💀
97
Hate wasting my jokes on a boring bitch i could’ve said that to somebody else
98
Bitches think sucking dick fixes everything. first of all.. it do
99
Girls always talkin bout “you just wanna fuck” bitch tf you wanna hoop or sumn
100
Her: I’m mad at you
Me: can we just fuck it out
