801
I’d rather be funny than good looking.. but good thing I’m both, y’all stay safe tho
802
It’s still summer you stupid pumpkin sluts
803
I want a bitch that hit me in my mouth when I lie 😩
804
Let me suck the depression out yo titties
805
I be wanting to tell people mid convo that I don’t give a fuck so bad
806
Can’t wait to ask my son “who this ugly ass girl on my couch”
807
Blocking me only makes me think you rather talk in person. I’M OUTSIDE MY LOVE
808
My dick not small you just got big hands bitch
810
My phone been on dark mode for so long when I see people shit regular I get mad
811
Twitter cool because we all going thru it, while Instagram is just people flexing
812
Make them catch feelings then tell them you just wanna be friends. stay toxic
813
Bitches be like “I can’t wait to see you 🥺” while being out with another mf
814
l hate getting accused of something that I actually did Iike damn who snitched 😒
815
His new girl was never new, you just never knew
817
Somebody with yo ex right now realizing why you left
818
Jiggle her arm fat mid argument, bet she’ll shut the fuck up
819
No one’s ever too busy, you’re just not important enough
820
I'm fine with being alone.. It's the horny part that bothers me
821
Cinderella removed one shoe and found love. Y’all naked on here and still single
822
She tried to fix me now she shopping for red hair dye
823
I love when they play hard to fuck bc after I do ima play hard to contact
824
Be lucky he just left u heartbroken.. some bitches get left with kids
825
She said “not in me” thought she said “nut in me”.. we on our way to Walgreens rn
