751
People be like:
7pm: Coming
8:30pm: Around the corner
1am: Here
752
Mfs be stepdads at 19-21.. bro did you even try startin your own family
753
Anime mfs be like "i promise it gets better just wait til episode 586 bro"
754
IF SHE DON’T CALL U WHEN SHE DRUNK U AIN’T HIM MY BOY
755
Girls be shy at first then boom.. full on sex addict
756
She fine but she be drinking like my uncle
757
Y’all was hoes all summer, ain’t nobody taking y’all to the pumpkin patch
759
I am not the crazy ex.. you will never hear from me again
760
If rn isn’t for us.. I hope you get played and start missing me
761
If we break up, don’t use none of my lingo and delete all the songs I put you on
762
Blocking my number knowing I have your address is crazy af to me
763
She texted me goodnight & it’s only 8pm what that mean?
764
@kirawontmiss Ima always get my revenge idgaf if it was 5 years ago
765
You in her dms, she got me blocked.. you’ll understand one day
766
Nah elementary school was wild, shorties would leave you for the mf that runs the fastest
767
Don’t fall in love with me, I check the likes on Twitter
768
Sharing locations ain't enough I need you to wear a Go Pro
769
Imagine being in love with someone & they been textin their ex the whole time
770
Blocking her is not enough, i need to talk to her mom in detail about what she did
771
Parents be like "i moved out at 18" bro rent was 38 cents back then
772
If tequila is your go to alcohol you’re toxic
773
Next girl to cheat on me I'm putting hair remover in her shampoo. You wanna act like jada you gonna look like her too
774
Buying this bitch a toolbox for her birthday so she can fix her attitude
775
“Who hurt you?” Me bro, I fall in love with whores.
