852
Girls be like “at least i was real” yeah real fucking stupid you took him back 4 times
853
Somethings are better left unsaid.. but ima get drunk and say them anyway
854
"You ain’t shit” neither are you bitch kiss me
855
She told me she felt empty inside, so I got her pregnant
856
A heart cost $442,000 and I gave you mines for free you ungrateful ass bitch
857
Relationships require a lot of forgiveness and sadly I'm not Jesus
858
If your ass fat, you’re always right my queen
859
Girls be like “i miss you 🥺” Nah bitch u miss this 6 speed macaroni mixer 3000
860
Girls don’t care if you ate or got shot... long as you wasn’t with a bitch
861
Fumbling your first bad bitch will have you acting like Kanye
862
Girls be like I know a spot and it’s just her ex boyfriends favorite restaurant
863
Relationships kill your happiness at a young age. go be a hoe, it's a beautiful day
864
i need a bad bitch to tuck me in and read me a bed time story
865
Stop tryna get into relationships when you need therapy and an exorcism
866
ive been closer to death than a healthy relationship
867
Bitches love showing off them drinks on they stories… show the mf you with too hoe
868
A year from now, everything you’re stressing about won’t mean shit
869
Having a girl nobody touched since you met her is the biggest flex a man can have
870
Not arguing with a girl with red hair
Leave me alone Wendys
871
Soon as u check her phone the bitch ain’t text nobody since 2017
872
When u fuck with someone, their posts hit different.. da fuck is u talkin about
873
Somebody with yo ex right now thinking they found the one 😂😭
874
Pretty girls always alcoholics tf y’all be going thru 🤦🏽♂️
875
“You suck at texting”
You just ain’t her..
