726
I’ll choose my girl over my family any day. Blood ain’t thicker than that ASS
727
Girls be so fine then boom.. she got mental health issues
728
Blocked me when we broke up, but couldn’t block yo ex when we was together
729
She’s “cum in me” toxic
I’m “I already did” toxic
730
I see why girls are bunnies for Halloween, homie hoppin ass hoes smh
731
Hickies are overrated, just give me a blackeye babe
732
Today my girl hid her story from 1,168 people just so she could post me
733
Cheating on me is easy but tryna stop your car without mf break pads ain't
734
Don’t tell me you love Halloween then cry when I ghost you
735
She said "stay up, imma call you."
I been awake for 4 days
736
It’s officially suck her titties and watch scary movies season
737
My mom be like “what happened to your lil friend” mom FUCK that hoe
738
They be saying "it cost $0 to be kind" like being mean ain't free too
739
Damn everybody single.. we might as well go to the pumpkin patch as a group
740
No amount of money could ever repay my mom for what she’s done for me
741
Summer is over.. it’s about to get cold, just pick ya favorite liar & relax.
743
My girl going out at 9pm, I already got an argument scheduled for 8:50pm 🥰
744
Sometimes I just want to comment “damn bitch, another Boyfriend?” but I don’t..
745
If nobody loves me, I know my ex’s still do
746
I’ll never put my business on social media but im glad y’all do cuz I be bored
747
Don’t let her fool you with the “I’m out with my MOM” text.
MOM stands for my other man
748
Snapchat be like: a year ago today you were with another hoe
749
Sucking titties be so awkward, girls don’t be saying nothing just be quiet probably thinking “yea mf you my son”
750
Ghosting don't work on me, I don't care if we don't talk 😂
