676
My girl said she ran out of pre workout so I gave her my phone unlocked
677
If you see 2 girl best friends out together, the short one the hoe
678
I be giving relationship advice with not one successful relationship under my belt
679
Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is cheat first
680
1 argument between now & Christmas & ain’t nobody getting shit
681
Damn, everybody breaking up before the holidays. That’s financially a smart move tbh.
682
Girls be hurt for 45 seconds then start talkin to yo homies
683
Tomorrow isn't promised we need to fuck today
684
She blocked me on everything so I applied at her job, see you at work Monday babe
685
Donʼt ask me for relationship advice. I went back to the same person 17 times
686
Never trust a girl that need glasses but don’t wear em, she’ll never see the issue
687
Imagine u throw ur girl on bed tryna be sexy but her head hit the wall and she die
688
Two incomes is better than one. Make sure your girl got two jobs, stay up kings
689
All I see is 444 in these females bios, damn y’all really love Wendy's 😭
690
@kirasworlds Sometimes I delete tweets bc I’m not the same mf I was 5 min ago
691
Them sweet females that treat u right lowkey be crazy af
692
A fresh haircut will have your OWN girl hating
693
Dudes want my girl until she got a attitude, yeah bro gimme my angry bird back
694
If yo mom put u on birth control in high school it’s bc she seen the hoe in u
695
She talking bout "i can’t text rn i'm at work"
Bitch you want that job or me
696
Ion care about having hoes no more, I suck at replying & y'all are boring anyways
697
Men cheat on accident
Women cheat to hurt us 💔
698
She says she loves me but doesn’t have my name tatted on her ass, yeah ok lying ass bitch
700
SOMETIMES THEY MISS OUR DICK NOT US 😭
