452
Me: You won’t ever hear from me again
Me 25 mins later: You a stupid ass bitch
453
Her: Lemme see that Dick
Me: Bitch it’s cold ion even got it on me
454
Dear Snapchat Memories, that ain’t my bitch nomo
455
My gift to my mom this year is that I didn’t make her a grandmother
456
I think i owe myself one bad decision before the year ends, just one
457
No man should be watching his girl pay for anything..
That’s why I stand outside
458
Being a good girl gets you nowhere nowadays... We love HOES
459
You ever heard a rumor you “fucked” someone you didn't fuck 😂😭
461
I don’t post my relationships. I get played in peace
462
Y’all made booty so important people be forgetting they ugly
463
From laughing at my jokes, to moaning to my strokes
464
If they’re called leggings why yo stomach in there
465
*1 missed call*
Her: have fun with that girl
466
Girls can swallow ya nut but not the truth
467
Idc if we started talkin 20 mins ago.. I want them hoes gone by tonight
468
I'm about to "new year, new us?" my way into her dms
469
I must’ve came from the left nut cuz I never act right
470
Girls be like “communication is key” then put they phone on do not disturb
471
If I cussed u out an hr ago, then text u wyd. Just act normal damn
472
You fat as fuck if you take a bite of food & start dancing
473
Wtf these girls know about soccer talking about Messi this Messi that bitch yo room MESSI worry about that
474
Messi winning the world cup reminds me how you used to be my WORLD and how things would always get MESSI between us. You don’t have to respond tell yo mother I miss her.
475
I need me a girl that would beat my ass for trying to leave her
