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If you hit her up and she says “I have a boyfriend" keep shooting your shot, loyal girls don’t reply
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Talking to somebody all day will get you attached, that’s why i don’t text back
303
Ion know why I was trippin over 1 girl when my car can fit 4
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Text her you miss her at 2:22 to mess with her healing process. Today is 2/2/22
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7.8 billion people on earth and some still manage to date their friend’s ex
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IF I PICK THE WRONG BITCH ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR
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From blocked, to unblocked, to blocked again, to unblocked again. A true love story
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“You’re so quiet” nah bro I talk just not to you
310
I’m done healing.. where the hoes at?
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Girls with thick thighs think they can control us.. first of all you can
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Before I have SEX I always go ina BATHROOM throw up GANG signs & walk out
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Girls be like “look me in my eyes” like that’s gone stop me from lying
315
Run away with her phone and watch how strong that young man gets
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She don’t miss u she just want some díck & tryna keep her body count low
318
Let them kids believe in Santa. You believed in yo man.
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Just be happy you’re not buying gifts for a liar & cheater today
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Relationships require a lot of forgiveness and sadly I'm not Jesus
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I hope nobody think we enemies, idgaf about you
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I ain’t blocking nobody. I want you to be PISSED every time you see me
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IF SHE DON’T CALL U WHEN SHE DRUNK U AIN’T HIM MY BOY
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Bro, don’t let that $7 sundress cost you $70,000 in child support this summer
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Butterfly tattoo = HOE
Rose tattoo = MEGA HOE
