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Sure she might ruin my life
But look at how beautiful she is tho
327
I may be dumb but at least I don’t miss my ex
328
Breakups are ok
Starting over is ok
Moving on is ok
just not with me y’all be safe
329
if u having a Halloween party this year invite me or I’m callin the cops
330
She didn’t leave you on read, you left her speechless
333
If your boobs don't bounce when you walk, you're one of the boys
334
Thought of her & my dick got hard, true love ♥️
335
Her: “i’ve missed you 🥺”
Me: blah blah blah pull yo pants off
336
Sorry I ghosted you, I liked you too much
337
Girls be like “can’t wait to see you 🥰” while being out with another mf
338
Getting blocked is like flirting to me
340
I knew her tweet was about me but I still liked it cuz ima demon
341
mfs take one picture in a suit then start posting quotes about success, just go to the wedding bro
342
She only a city girl on Twitter, in person she be bringing me my plate
344
You be thinking her music taste is fire, whole time it’s all her ex’s fav songs
345
I WILL NOT BE BORED, BROKE, BOTHERED, OR STRESSED THIS SUMMER
347
I hate when girls text “hiiii” at 8am like tf is so exciting? cheating?
348
I remember when breaking up was so easy. Nowadays you gotta press charges & file a restraining order
349
When y’all get back together and she sucking dick better than before
350
I think i owe myself one bad decision before the year ends, just one
