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Girls be like I know a spot and it’s just her ex boyfriends favorite restaurant
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Bro jus cheated on his gf with his ex yesterday & said it ain’t cheatin it’s a throwback
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Make sure to text your girl good morning bc I be up EARLY
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Phone so dry I don’t even charge it at night anymore
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I cheated cus i thought u was cheating my bad lets start over babe
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Girls nowadays be dating for help, not love
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People be 17 in 4 year relationships like bro u literally just wasted your childhood
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"You're so quiet" bro please don't make me talk
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if right now isn’t for us, i hope you get cheated on and start missing me
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If rn isn’t for us, I hope you get cheated on and start missing me.
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On some real cocky shit, I’m what’s best for you
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Damn everybody single.. we might as well go to the pumpkin patch as a group
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I love asking 7 different ppl for advice then doing what i want
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dark humor is really funny tho because like why tf would you say that
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I hate when people can’t control they kids… like bitch taze him
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“I hate you”
me: I understand wyd tonight?
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Fuck being single I wanna be called 18 times in a row at 2 am
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It’s too hot to fix relationships & argue just do u I’ll talk to u about it in September
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Single Food Be $10.47
Relationship Food Be $102.64
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I went thru her phone... lost 6 bros and fought 2 of my uncles today
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remember if you don’t feel wanted, the army wants you. enlist today.
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Buy her a necklace with ur name on it so everyone knows who throat that is
