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306 electoral votes. Or, as Donald Trump once called it, "one of the greatest landslides anyone has ever seen" twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/stat…
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This is the most joy Donald Trump has ever created
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The sitting president of the United States, sworn to protect and defend the Constitution, “believes” American democracy was just subverted by a stolen election.
And he’s playing golf.
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Four years ago, Trump supporters celebrated because people in blue states were sad.
Today, Biden supporters are celebrating because people in red states will get health insurance and green jobs.
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Republicans, who have lost the popular vote in seven of the last eight elections, should moderate their positions to try to reach out to Democrats and Independents.
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Can’t believe Trump lost just two weeks before releasing his health care plan
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Imagine spending a year saying someone suffers from dementia and then getting your ass badly kicked by him
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When Trump won by negative 3 million votes, the media ran endless profiles on Trump voters.
Now that Biden has won by almost 6 million votes, the media will run endless profiles on... Trump voters.
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When I “reach out” to “better understand” these folks, should I tell them I’m Jewish or keep that secret because they maybe want me dead?
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Forget Trump. The ease with which the @GOP seems willing to toss democracy for someone as mediocre as Trump - on a fight THEY'RE NOT EVEN GONNA WIN - is positively terrifying.
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Trying (and failing) to throw out the votes of thousands of black voters right before the Georgia runoffs is an interesting strategy
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BIDEN WON ARIZONA AGAIN! twitter.com/MaricopaVote/s…
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Until Jan. 20, our country is being run by a troupe of sad clowns
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Someone should tell the thousands and thousands of people in lines at food banks that the Dow just hit 30,000
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Thankful for the 80 million of us who saved democracy this year
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This, to me, is the defining image of the @GOP in 2020
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So weird that Obama never pardoned Sasha and Malia
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2020: I’m the weirdest year ever!
2021: Can I interest you in three presidents by the end of January
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Kinda fitting that America’s softest cracker is named after Lindsey Graham
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So, the answer to the question “What do you have to lose?” turned out to be:
Three million jobs, 400,000 lives, and our dignity
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We are back in the Paris Climate Accord
The two parties are NOT the same
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Biden: “We must reject racism”
GOP: “Why does he hate us??”
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If they can’t say “Joe Biden won the election fair and square,” you should stop putting them on your Sunday show
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Just pretend your face is the sexual abuse of minors and cover it up twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/sta…
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