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Kamala Harris: "He inherited the longest economic expansion in history from Barack Obama and Joe Biden. And then, like everything else he inherited, he ran it straight into the ground"
BOOM
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The most 2020 thing ever is being told to “write a letter to your reps” after the postal service has been shut down
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“Your number on how many people I’ve killed was too low” was not the speech critique I was expecting twitter.com/ddale8/status/…
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Today we learned the Trump campaign colluded with Russia
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Kinda feels like if you’re having trouble deciding who to vote for, you’d have had trouble deciding between the Nazis and the Allies
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And none of them yelling "White Power!" twitter.com/RobertShermanT…
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Remember earlier this week, when a Republican-chaired Senate committee released evidence that the Trump campaign colluded with Russia?
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Make sure your grandma knows about this cnn.com/2020/08/24/pol…
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This is the woman who told LeBron James to “shut up and dribble” twitter.com/IngrahamAngle/…
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The speeches at the RNC just seem a little tone-deaf, considering that most Americans right now can't even *afford* cocaine
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The title of the speech is “Who Wants To Be The Next Herman Cain??” twitter.com/KellyO/status/…
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Biden might seriously out-raise trump after this speech
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JOE BIDEN: [condemns violence, in tweets and videos, almost every day]
DONALD TRUMP: [applauds vigilantes who shoot and kill unarmed protestors]
MEDIA: “Biden is in trouble if he doesn’t condemn this violence”
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183,000 dead and riots in the streets. From the guys who brought you kids in cages and “very fine” Nazis
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#ImVotingForJoe because I’m not a fucking idiot
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Colin Kaepernick deserves back pay twitter.com/stealthygeek/s…
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By Monday, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio are gonna be like “I, too, hate the military, sir!”
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WAITER: Soup or salad?
SUSAN COLLINS: I’m certainly troubled by both options twitter.com/mkraju/status/…
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Tomorrow is 9/11, and to commemorate it President Trump will be killing 1200 Americans
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The seats are filled with cardboard cutouts and the sky is on fire but yeah Trump's presidency is going great
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One reason I don’t fight about politics with my (non-Jewish, Republican) in-laws is I might need them to hide me in their attic starting next year
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On this 9/11, let us remember that Osama Bin Laden’s niece has endorsed Trump’s re-election
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Two people we should’ve listened to are Colin Kaepernick and Al Gore
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I think we can all agree, America Is Great Again
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Dear Mitt Romney, Susan Collins, Lisa Murkowski, Thom Tillis, Cory Gardner, Martha McSally and Joni Ernst:
What you do next will define your entire life.
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