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They have a detailed plan for ramming through a Supreme Court nominee and literally NO PLAN for Covid
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THE WOMAN’S BODY IS NOT YET IN THE GROUND twitter.com/atrupar/status…
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If you're seeing an ad for the Green Party, it's probably funded by the GOP. That is all. nytimes.com/2020/09/22/us/…
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A good line for Biden tomorrow:
“Four years ago you stood on a debate stage and said that paying zero federal income tax, quote, ‘makes me smart.’ Now you’re standing here saying it’s fake news. Which is it?”
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If the roles were switched, Trump would mock him mercilessly twitter.com/JoeBiden/statu…
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Here's Trump mocking Mitt Romney when he learned Romney had been exposed to Covid by a maskless Rand Paul
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Thinking of all the people right now who literally couldn't get a hospital bed in the early days of the pandemic twitter.com/kaitlancollins…
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This is more positive cases than the continent of Australia had today (17) twitter.com/JesseLehrich/s…
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Here’s a list of people who have quality, government-run healthcare: twitter.com/MeidasTouch/st…
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I found the perfect tweet twitter.com/thedailybeast/…
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Four winnable senate races that aren’t getting flooded with cash right now:
- Al Gross (Alaska)
- Barbara Bollier (Kansas)
- Mike Espy (Mississippi)
- Steve Bullock (Montana)
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@realDonaldTrump That's the Clorox talking
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BREAKING: McConnell endorses McGrath twitter.com/kylegriffin1/s…
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The clip to pull from the #BidenTownHall is this Trumpy voter thinking he was getting Biden in a "gotcha" question on foreign policy -- Biden just gave the best four minutes of this campaign
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Biden Campaign Reeling From Revelations He Loves His Son
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“We’re rounding the turn. We’re rounding the corner. It’s going away.” -Trump, LAST NIGHT twitter.com/NBCNews/status…
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This is like if you were the head of the Not Sitting On Your Balls Task Force, and EVERYONE in your office sat on their balls twitter.com/lrozen/status/…
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Trump, Thursday night: “He was months behind me, many months behind me.”
Biden, a fucking YEAR ago: twitter.com/JoeBiden/statu…
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Ruth Bader Ginsburg died 38 days ago. twitter.com/JenniferJJacob…
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This is how he repays doctors, some of whom saved his life four weeks ago twitter.com/atrupar/status…
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I want to remind everyone that when Obama was president, a global Ebola pandemic occurred. TWO (2) Americans died.
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STATE OF THE RACE: Either we keep counting and Biden wins or we stop counting and Biden has won
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This looks an awful lot like an attempt to steal the election via USPS twitter.com/jacobbogage/st…
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Lost the popular vote twice, got impeached by members of both parties, and shit the bed on a global pandemic. Not a good presidency.
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