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The difference between Donald Trump and You.
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Remember all the Obama-branded protective gear they’d sell when the president shit the bed on a global plague?
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1944: "Gonna need you to storm this beach under heavy machine gun fire. Thousands of you will die."
United States: "Okay."
2020: "Gonna need you to wear a small piece of cloth over your mouth and nose. Otherwise thousands of you will die."
United States: "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU"
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85,000 Americans Dead and 35 Million Americans Out of Work...
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Biden should just run this video unedited twitter.com/therecount/sta…
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You can either lead, or blame.
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Maybe less coverage of the couple hundred folks who refuse to wear masks into stores and more coverage of the 95,000 human beings who have lost their lives in the U.S.
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If someone offered Trump one billion dollars to recite The Lord's Prayer word for word, do you think he could do it?
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Had you written this headline five years ago as a “dystopian future” satire, they’d have sent it back as too insane thedailybeast.com/trump-golfs-at…
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Tomorrow Joe Biden will use the wrong kind of mustard and it’ll get equal coverage twitter.com/gtconway3d/sta…
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Reopen the cold case of Donald Trump raping a 13 year-old girl cc: @jack scribd.com/doc/316341058/…
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October 25, 2019. twitter.com/JoeBiden/statu…
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To be fair, the alternative was someone who had once used a private email server
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WHOA! Did you see what the president tweeted?!!
“These are very good people, but they are angry. They want their lives back again, safely! See them, talk to them, make a deal.”
Oh wait that was about the armed white thugs who wanted haircuts
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This is what Biden was doing today while Trump was hiding in the basement
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Just wanna say that I'll never forgive the 52 Republican senator-cowards who chose not to remove this malignant tumor back in January, and Black Lives Matter.
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Leaders who have hidden in a bunker and gassed their own citizens include Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump
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Guys this tweet was uncalled for – I never should’ve called Donald Trump a “leader”
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Going forward, EVERY SINGLE PRESS CONFERENCE should include a question that begins with: "When you were hiding in the bunker, did you...?"
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In 1990, there was one man in America who looked at the Tiananmen Square protests and decided he was pro-tank. Can you guess who it was?
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Mitt Romney didn't go from being bad to being good. He went from being compared to Barack Obama to being compared to Donald Trump.
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GOP: Bakers should be allowed to refuse service to gay folks
ALSO GOP: Bakers shouldn’t be allowed to charge cops full price for donuts twitter.com/revrrlewis/sta…
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At least now we know what army Trump would've defected from had he been alive during the Civil War
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