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We went from “I can’t vote for that lady because she once used a private email server” to “literally everyone in this administration has illegally deleted their official texts” in four short years
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What’s amazing to me is that the rubes who follow guys like Alex Jones and Donald Trump can watch them get absolutely demolished in court case after court case and never once stop to think “hey I wonder if these guys are lying to me through their teeth for personal profit?"
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Those "games" include "trying to pass it against Republican opposition" twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
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I thought Sidney Powell showed tremendous restraint by not unhinging her jaw and eating the entire Diet Dr. Pepper, can and all
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Kinda makes me laugh that their talking point is now "Trump staffed his admin with lying kids just out of college" twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
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My favorite thing about this is midway through the tweet, when Rudy realizes he's said too much ("She wasn't even THERE when I asked for a pardon!"), rather than just hitting the "backspace" button, he just goes full Compulsive Liar Guy ("Actually... I DIDN'T ask for one!")
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I almost wish the 'ketchup plate against the wall' and the 'grabbing the steering wheel' stuff didn't come out today, because "I don't fucking care if they have weapons, they're not here to hurt *me*" is the quote of the day
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In the last 24 hours, the Supreme Court has basically said “you’re required to take your pregnancy to term so the child can go on to be shot by someone with a concealed weapon”
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FIVE YEARS AGO: “Relax, they’re not gonna overturn Roe”
TODAY: “Relax, they’re not gonna ban contraception”
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The passengers on Flight 93 gave their lives to prevent a terrorist attack on the U.S. Capitol.
Trump sent a tweet to encourage one.
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Easily the saddest thing about trump supporters is they think he gives half a fuck about any of them
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Oh I guess the Jan. 6th hearings are starting twitter.com/atrupar/status…
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Every single TV interview with a GOP politician on the subject of gun laws should run a nonstop chyron with the amount of $$ they take from the NRA
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The cops got Beto out of there about 100x faster than they got the shooter out of the elementary school twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
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“Ok but because 2nd Amendment, the right to bear arms is absolute.” No it fucking isn’t. Can you go out and buy a tank? Laws around fully-automatic rifles (ie machine guns) made those weapons vanishingly rare in the U.S… and they’re involved in zero school shootings.
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“But cars kill people too!” Yep, and it’s illegal to own or operate one without proper registration and insurance and a license (ie a competency test).
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Just a reminder: We didn’t outlaw cigarettes. We just put a bunch of sensible laws around them and as a result hundreds of thousands of gruesome deaths were prevented.
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There’s something deeply wrong with your political party if it thinks the word “gay” is more dangerous than an assault rifle
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Judging from their actions, the GOP thinks a protest outside of Sam Alito’s house is millions of times worse than 18 small children being gunned down at school
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One disturbing thing about this new video of Madison Cawthorn naked dry humping his cousin is, a bunch of innocent women, including rape victims, are going to die from illegal abortions
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Who could’ve predicted Brett Kavanaugh doing something that’s good for rapists and bad for women
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"Gore asks Saddam to provide dirt on Bush's daughters as war rages" twitter.com/JuliaDavisNews…
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A fuckin seven-hour gap in the phone logs of a guy who won the presidency on “where are the missing emails?!” is the chef’s kiss to end all chef’s kisses
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