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Kinda crazy that Mitch McConnell can literally say, out loud, “I will not compromise” and all anyone asks is “Why can’t Biden find compromise with the GOP?”
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BIDEN: Racists are a problem
TUCKER CARLSON: Why are you attacking white Republican men?!!
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We don’t talk enough about how Trump insisted the election was stolen from him, and OJ insisted he’d stop at nothing to find the real killers, and then they both did nothing but play golf
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.@kenklippenstein getting right wing nut jobs to retweet pics of Lee Harvey Oswald is the content in here for
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Happy "Get Lectured on Patriotism by a Party that Worships a Draft Dodger" Day
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Kinda nutty that the Taliban voted against a 9/11 commission
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In the unlikely event of a sudden drop in cabin pressure, masks will drop down from above your seats and half of you will refuse them
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This is the kinda shit my kids say when I limit their screen time
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It is NOT funny that Donald Trump Jr.’s wife cheated on him with a secret service agent,
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All you need to know about American politics is that Joe Biden is 100% focused on stopping folks from dying of Covid, and Mitch McConnell is 100% focused on stopping Joe Biden
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Democrats have won the popular vote in seven out of the last eight elections. Republicans have appointed six of the nine current Supreme Court justices. End of tweet.
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“I refuse to live in fear!!”
- Anti-masker guy who owns 1200 guns
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Quick reminder that Brian Kemp improperly purged 340,000 voters from the Georgia rolls in order to “beat” Stacey Abrams by 50,000 votes
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If it’s Sunday, it must be Chuck Todd carrying water for GOP talking points
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When allowing people to vote is "devastating" for your party, you might wanna rethink your party twitter.com/ABC/status/137…
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It would be a bummer if these went up all over Kentucky
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Mitch McConnell threatening to go full “scorched earth” if Dems eliminate the filibuster ignores the fact that he’ll also go full “scorched earth” if Dems DON’T eliminate the filibuster
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BIDEN (late Jan.): We will administer 100 million doses in the first 100 days
MEDIA: sounds way too ambitious
(50 days later): twitter.com/justinjm1/stat…
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“Here to discuss it: two Republican Senators, a confederate statue and this magic 8-ball”
-Chuck Todd
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All I know is Republicans will eliminate the filibuster in a HEARTBEAT if they ever need to
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DEMS: (pass a Covid relief bill that would cut child poverty in half)
GOP:
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The Cruella D’Ville origin story movie looks really upsetting
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I seem to recall a different president being content to let California burn last fall because it didn’t vote for him twitter.com/WHCOS/status/1…
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