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Weird how many lawmakers were running for their lives at the “election justice protest” twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
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Just to give you a sense of how united Americans were in the wake of 9/11, back then we were unanimously opposed to treason and espionage
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@bethanyshondark this reminds me of the time I took my kids to small town America to see ice cream shops and barns and moo-cows but all they saw were bumper stickers that said "Fuck Joe Biden" and "Shoot a Journalist Today" and t-shirts that said "Fuck Your Feelings"
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If all this “fascism” talk is hurting Republicans’ feelings too much, I guess we could go back to talking about how they want to force 12-year-old rape victims to give birth
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The last guy held his convention on the White House lawn twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
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BIDEN: I’m not talking about ALL Republicans, I’m just talking about the racist ones who support political violence
TUCKER CARLSON: How dare you attack us
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TRUMP: I demand we nullify the results of the last election and that I be reinstated as president effective immediately
BIDEN: See, that’s the type of thing a dictator would say
MEDIA: Biden Abandons Pledge of ‘Unity'
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Video grabbed by Brian Baez @MentallyDivine
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Today’s GOP talking point is… terrorist threats
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Not only is she a former police chief, she could DESTROY him in a fist fight twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
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GOP: “We don’t even know if there was classified info in there!!”
AFFIDAVIT: “Highly confidential, top secret, compartmentalized documents were found… with what appear to be FPOTUS’s handwritten notes”
(long silence)
GOP: “Nevertheless,
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Jesse frantically pushing the eject button under his desk twitter.com/acyn/status/15…
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Oh man Meet the Press is gonna be CRAZY tomorrow I mean Chuck Todd is gonna have some tough tough tough questions about Beto’s use of a swear word
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The documents, which the FBI planted, were de-classified anyway! But planted! And also, Obama’s middle name is Hussein!
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You know things are bad for Trump if he’s breaking out Obama’s middle name
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There’s nothing more nutty than that couple hours where all of MAGA is waiting silently to find out what they’re supposed to think
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GOP: “Ok but what if he de-classified the documents before he stole them??”
FBI: “Nuclear documents can’t be unilaterally declassified by any one person, even POTUS”
(long silence)
GOP: “Having said that,
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@NPR Seems to me, someone cackling while a person is talking about the mass murder of schoolchildren is the story, but what do I know
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SELL 👏🏼 NUCLEAR 👏🏼 SECRETS 👏🏼 TO THE SAUDIS 👏🏼 TO OWN 👏🏼 THE LIBS
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GOP: “Short of looking for nuclear documents, there is no reason on God’s green earth for the FBI to have raided Trump’s home!”
FBI: “We were looking for nuclear documents”
(long silence)
GOP: “Nevertheless,
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“This is going to enrage Trump’s base”
Bro, the words ‘Happy Holidays’ enrage Trump’s base
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Is it possible to literally, I mean literally, die laughing?
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In a minute they'll cut away to a Benghazi hearing from 2014 twitter.com/Acyn/status/15…
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I know twitter hates good news but Dems just passed the biggest climate bill in U.S. history
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