1401
Sorry I’m late I didn’t know who showed up to the four way stop first so we just sat there
1402
Small town Midwest: *fireworks*
Urban Midwest: *fireworks* gunshots?!
1404
My love language is when you tell me to tell my mom you say hi
1405
Midwesterners walking their alien out of Area 51
1406
Ladies, if he
-has manners
-drinks beer
-says “ope”
- wears shorts and a hoodie in the snow
-is polite and holds the door for you
He’s from the Midwest. And you’ll probably drive around on your first date.
1407
If you're from the Midwest and your dad looks like this
You will too someday.
1408
*midwesteener hits a curb*
“Ope”
*hits 2 curbs*
“Ope. Ope.”
*hits a pothole*
“I’m so sorry car”
1409
Midwesterners love commenting on:
1. How the crops are looking
2. How high the river is
3. The rain that “we really needed”
4. Their neighbors yards
1410
“Tell your folks I said hi”
Me: will do!
*most likely will forget to do*
1411
The sunset at The sunset at
scenic locations Dollar General
1412
#GrowingUpInTheMidwest Having to explain what these are....
1413
Here’s what 500k gets you
South Dakota NYC
1415
The junk drawer is the Midwest equivalent to cleaning your room by shoving everything under the bed
1417
The ultimate guide to living in the Midwest
🧵 by Mackenzie | scroll ↪️
1419
People you can’t trust:
1. Those who sleep with their socks on
2. Those who enter through the front door of a midwesterner’s home, you must use the garage
1420
Say you’re from a small town to someone else also from a small town and it’ll turn into some weird competition like:
How many kids were in ur graduating class??? I had 4
We had one stop light in our town!
Oh ya... BUT did you have bring your tractor to school day??!
1421
Midwesterners: what a beautiful day
The wind:
1422
Scientists theorize this is where humidity comes from twitter.com/RMetroweather/…
1423
A poem:
Will it rain?
Will it snow?
I live in the Midwest
So I don’t know..
Probably both twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1425
“How’d you know I was from the Midwest?”
First of all, you showed respect
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody