1376
When it’s windy and you haven’t told anybody how nice it would be today without it
1378
Midwesterners have a toxic trait of looking inside at every passing vehicle trying to figure out if it’s someone they know
1379
Every Midwest state has that other state they hate
1381
petition for ‘Ope’ to be the official form of apology of the midwest
rt to sign
1382
midwest slang translation
cred: @SirYacht
1383
The Midwestern urge to offer someone food or drinks 3 seconds after walking into the house
1386
I will also add that in the Midwest 45 degrees in March is approximately 10 degrees warmer than 45 degrees in October.
It is science. twitter.com/midwestern_fol…
1388
School: today is ranch day
That one midwesterner:
1389
Midwesterners just get in and drive because enough of the windshield and is clear twitter.com/PLENTYCASH_WAV…
1390
Giving the hometown tour:
“This used to be a video store”
“Here’s our 3rd Kwik Trip”
“That’s the new Culvers”
“That also used to be a video store”
1391
Nobody:
Midwesterner: well hopefully tonight’s frost advisory kills some of the bugs
1392
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except the people that didn’t put their plate face down in the trash when there was food left
1393
You either Ope this world or it Opes you twitter.com/380kmh/status/…
1394
“Let’s go shopping”
No
“Everything is on sale”
Midwesterners:
1395
Can’t imagine a world where this is cold
1398
that feeling of seeing your school name come across the screen is an all time high
1400
The Perfect Saturday?
- no wind
- no rain
- no snow
- no humidity
- no bugs
Just backyard bbq and Cornhole. I like Cornhole
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody