1451
*sitting on death row*
“Alright what’s your last meal request”
Me:
1452
Nobody:
Minnesota: what if we built the biggest Taco Bell ever
1453
If you have the AC running today a Midwest Dad will have a stroke twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1454
It doesn’t get any more Midwest than this
1455
Only midwesterners will understand. #ranchiseverything
1456
a midwest state really had a “husband calling” competition
1458
*Culver’s but the truest statement yet this week
1461
Me in the Midwest: screw this i’m bored
Me anywhere else: we don’t say “excuse me”. We say “ope” which directly translates to “oh excuse me kind sir/lady, I did not mean to bump into you, please accept my apology as I am a fellow midwesterner and meant you no harm”.
1462
15. Midwest goodbyes
-possibly the hardest situation to get out of
-midwesterners understand
1466
The “junk drawer” is a staple in every Midwest home
1467
Midwest culture is staying after the designated class time while the professor talks because everyone is too polite to get up and leave
1468
Would you help Ohio with the kangaroo invasion?
1470
Friday nights for kids in the Midwest:
“Meet at Kwik Trip”
“I’m bored let’s go drive around”
“Bonfire party tonight”
*Walking around the store for fun*
“Let’s go to Steak ‘n Shake”
1471
In the Midwest, the size of your town is based off of how many stop lights are in it
1473
Indiana is CORN
Ohio is INDUSTRIAL
Missouri
Kansas is ABUNDANT
South Dakota is ROLLING HILLS
North Dakota is COLD
1474
“What’s the weather going to be like today?”
Midwest: sure
1475
Falsest thing I’ve read about the Midwest t.co/H1UZpoptrl
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody