1051
Spring in the Midwest reminds me that there is still good in this world
1052
If two midwesterners almost run into each other and no ones around to hear it, do they “ope?”
1056
Trick or treating is all fun and games in the Midwest until you’re Spider Man in a jacket
1057
Gas pump in the summer: begin fueling
Gas pump in the winter:
1. Pay here or inside?
2. Would you like a car wash?
3. When was your last visit?
4. Please present 3 forms of ID
5. 2 for 1 breakfast sandwiches inside
6. Begin fueling after this short survey
1058
The most Midwestern thing you’ll read all day
1059
The Midwest, home of
Bipolar weather
Suicidal deer
Puppy chow
mf Ranch dressing
No cop No stop
The nicest people
Delicious beef
Fake ID's
1060
(•_•)
<) )╯Ope
/ \
\(•_•)
( (> lemme just
/ \
(•_•)
<) )> squeeze past you and grab
/ \ the tater tot casserole out of
the oven
1063
People from the Midwest are another breed..
Immune to the extreme high and low temperatures
If you ask us it’s not the heat it’s the humidity
And it’s not the cold but the dang wind
1064
Ope sorry
Rt in 10 seconds or you’ll hit a pothole
1066
Being left on read is like Midwest weather. You’re use to it but it still surprises you sometimes
1068
The whole world is in disarray meanwhile the Midwest is minding its business, drinking beer and watching the NFL like they’re supposed to
1069
Midwesterners : I’m bored you guys all come to my place we’ll have some beers in the garage
CDC: absolutely not
1070
*tornado rolls in*
Southerners: EVERYBODY DOWN STAIRS NOW
Midwesterners: “billy grab your camera and a net we’ve got a Nader to catch”
1071
Welcome to the Midwest where you will experience 4 seasons in 4 hours
1072
Saying goodbye in the Midwest
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|
Knee slap ———> “Welp, i spose”
|
Hugs < ————Talk in the doorway
|
Walking to the car conversation
|
More hugs
1073
Ranking the best Halloween candy:
1. Reese’s
2. Snickers
3. Sour patch kids
4. Twix
5. Milky Way
6. Kit Kat
7. Skittles
8. Starburst
9. Butterfinger
10. Babe Ruth
.
.
56. Licorice
.
.
.
99. Tide Pods
.
.
.
.
176. Candy corn
1074
When a child is born in the Midwest they crawl out of a corn field towards the nearest Kwik Trip where they are to be baptized in a tornado and utter their first “Ope”
1075
“Are we getting a tornado or blizzard today?”
The Midwest: yes
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody