1276
the old men who shovel the sidewalks after a snowstorm are the midwestern heroes we don’t deserve
1277
7 Up cures all illness in the eyes of Midwest mothers.
1278
Nothing says a midwesterner experience like driving to target with your windows down because it's 45 degrees & you didn't want to "waste" such a "beautiful day"
1279
“I’ll start your car for you” and “watch out for deer” is midwestern language for I love you
1280
How to accurately measure wind in the Midwest
1281
“Tornado warning, everyone please find shelter immediately”
midwesterners:
1282
Roses are red
Snows got us pinned
Midwesterners get bread
Wouldn’t be bad w/o the wind
1283
Winter:
a. lightning
b. thunder
c. blizzard
d. -40° ➡️ 60°
Midwest: “all of the above”
1284
No one:
Midwesterners: twitter.com/odishhhhh/stat…
1285
Every time a Midwesterner says “ope” or “lemme just squeeze by ya,” a pot hole bursts forth through a road that’ll probably never be filled
1286
People from the Midwest are another breed..
Withstand the extreme high and low temperatures? We’re immuned.
If you ask us we’ll blame the humidity not the heat
And it’s never the cold but the dang wind
We will dip ANYTHING in ranch
1287
midwest culture is driving with your windows down when it’s only 42 degrees out bc “it finally feels nice outside”
1288
Can you really call yourself a midwesterner if you don’t understand the struggle of hitting a pot hole so hard that you apologize to your car out loud?
1289
The 4 uses of ‘Ope’
1. You’re in the way- “ope, sorry”
2. Suddenly called upon- “ope, okay”
3. It makes sense now- “ope, got it”
4. Late for something- “ope, let’s go”
1290
Anyone else get offended when someone passes you when you're already going 5-10mph over the speed limit? Like ope, sorry 70 in a 60 isn't good enough for you... I hope ya’ll get pulled over.
1291
nobody: *tornado sirens*
midwesterners: "it’s wednesday my people"
1292
What contributed the most to surviving boredom in small town Midwest?
5% hanging out in the mall
5% “let’s go to McDonalds”
15% going to Walmart
75% driving around before doing
one of those three
65,377,684 votes • Final results
1293
[restaurant getting crowded]
midwestern dads: looks like we got here just in time 😎
1294
driving in the midwest:
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🌽🌽🌽| || 🦌|🌽🌽🌽
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1295
Chicken strips? You mean ranch shovel?
1297
People in the Midwest when it’s cold:
(credit: veetstweeets)
1298
midwesterner power move: rolling down the window and punching the ice out
1299
It is 72 degrees warmer in a refrigerator than it is outside in Wisconsin or Iowa.
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