1226
How seasons work in the Midwest:
Jan - Bitterly Cold
Feb - Still Cold
Mar - Potholes
Apr - Cold Rain
May - Storms
Jun - Mosquitoes
Jul - Walk out and sweat instantly
Aug - Surface of the sun
Sep - Tiny Black Bugs
Oct - Bonfires
Nov - Winter Preview
Dec - Cold, with decorations
1227
Stranger: “Yeah I’ll have a soda”
People from the Midwest: “Wtf did you just say?”
1228
Checklist for a Midwesterner vacation:
☑️ Wisconsin Dells
☑️ Mall of America
☑️ Kansas City airport
☑️ visiting the “Windy City”
☑️ 4 hour trip to any amusement park
1229
There’s all these tweets about “Ope” as a midwestern phrase but we what really need to discuss is the “no worries” vs “you’re fine” response to sorry
retweet for “you’re fine”
favorite for “no worries”
1230
Midwestern dads anxious for mowing season 😂
1231
person: so where are YOU from
me: uh, Chicago...well a suburb of Chicago
person: oh where
me: you’ve never heard of it
person: where
me: *tells them*
person: nope never heard of it twitter.com/midwestern_ope…
1232
When asked where you're from:
*Names the biggest city you live by bc it's not worth explaining where you're actually from*
1233
If you say “ope” in a mirror three times, a midwesterner will appear and ask you to play a game of cornhole
1234
Midwestern families on vacation:
*goes to take picture*
“Ope”
*removes lens cap*
“That would probably help huh”
1235
as a midwesterner, shorts and hoodie weather is a very spiritual time. we are thriving. living the best life, if you will.
1236
The Midwest: the land of ‘opes and dreams midwestvseverybody.com/collections/la…
1238
Midwesterners don’t get offended easily UNLESS when people don’t do the one finger wave back at you while driving
1239
Only midwesterners will understand. #ranchiseverything
1240
As a Midwesterner I pride myself in being able to step outside, smell the air, and know its going to be a beautiful day
1242
Midwest small town rivalry is saying that your town is great, has a better coffee shop, and is way better at sports. The next town over is terrible in all regards.
1243
Top 5 Power Couples:
5) Chrissy Teigen & John Legend
4) Faith Hill & Tim McGraw
3) Ashton Kutcher & Mika Kunis
2) Michelle & Barack Obama
1) 40 degrees & Shorts Weather
1244
Stranger: hey where you from?
Midwesterner: *names all the cities that are geographically close to your town and saying “around that area” because it’s not actually worth trying to explain where you’re from*
1245
People in the city: *no eye contact* *no smiling* *do not acknowledge other people’s presence*
Me, a Midwesterner: hello stranger I noticed you didn’t smile so I just wanted to make sure everything was ok. Is there anything I can do to help? How are your kids by the way? Ope.
1246
*midwesteener hits a curb*
“Ope”
*hits 2 curbs*
“Ope. Ope.”
*hits a pothole*
“I’m so sorry car”
1247
Most of America at stoplights 🚦:
green - go
yellow - prepare to stop
red - stop
Midwesterners:
green - go
yellow - go faster
red - make sure there ain’t no
police around then go
1248
Why Netflix and chill when you can cornhole and grill
1250
Coming to a windshield near you twitter.com/earthvisuals/s…
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody