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Advice for anyone moving to the Midwest:
1. Ope is the most sincere apology
2. If you get stuck in a ditch never fear, your neighbor with a truck will have you towed shortly
3. “Wouldn’t be bad without the humidity” in the summer and “not so bad without the wind” in the winter
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Trying to see something
Rt walking taco Fav taco in a bag
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Nobody:
Midwesterners: I hope it rains to tonight to break the humidity
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Midwesterner DNA
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WHAT DO WE WANT?
__________
| shorts & |
| hoodie |
| weather |
|＿＿＿＿__|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
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| NOW |
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/ づ
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Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
“It’s really not so bad out without the humidity”
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“SEVERE WEATHER WARNING”
*light rain*
Midwesterners: this could have been an email
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“How unbothered by the BS are you?”
Midwesterners:
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Gary Indiana twitter.com/trad_revival/s…
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It’s officially that time of year in the Midwest where pulling up to an intersection to see past the corn could kill you. The crop giveth and the crop taketh away.
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Midwesterners when there’s commotion in the neighborhood
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“Just use bug spray”
The mosquitos in the Midwest:
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The Midwest: we don’t know the address but we know how to get there
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Stop 👏 slowing 👏 down 👏 for 👏 people 👏 entering 👏 the 👏 freeway 👏
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“Hey, want to eat six logs of string cheese?”
“No I’m good”
“We’ll cover them in breading and then fry them”
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Everyone loves kindness until it’s someone waving you through a four way stop when they clearly got there first
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Driving through the Midwest
Nothing
Corn
God is Real
Adult XXX Store
Corn
Cracker Barrel Next right
Nothing
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Giving the hometown tour:
“This used to be a video store”
“Here’s our 3rd Kwik Trip”
“That’s the new Culvers”
“That also used to be a video store”
Representing and defending THE #1 region || insta: midwestvseverybody