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most exhausting sports ranked:
3. football
2. basketball
1. washing makeup brushes
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i cant drown my demons, my demons are fish 😔
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do u ever just realize you exist and then start panicking 😋❤️
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why is acne even a thing like literally wtf is the purpose of it ??? answer me @god ??? like wtf 😡😔
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NOTHING MAKES ME MORE VICIOUSLY UNCOMFTORABLE THAN THE FACT THAT NEXT MONTH IS SEPTEMBER AHHHHHH EWWWW
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i feel pregnant therefore i am pregnant and you can’t tell me i’m wrong
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my backyard when its muddy and my dog goes outside:
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if it’s 2020 and you STILL have snapchat streaks you deserve nothing but JAIL!!! FIND A NEW PERSONALITY TRAIT 😔😔✌️✌️
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best friend application:
✅ breathes air
✅ bald head
✅ 5”11
✅ ur name is caillou
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OK BUT WHY DOES DEPRESSION EVEN EXIST??? LIKE IF U RLY THINK ABOUT IT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF BEING SAD???
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hoes act like not eating fast food is a flex... like lol ok ur missing out ms.sis 😌✋
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thinking of dying my hair black 😳😳😌
here is a graph of my mental health:
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tragic 😔
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this will explain why i’ve been gone lol...
youtu.be/rxLGyQDzWBk
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i am :
⚪️ swaggy 🤠😎
⚪️ a good person 😋👍
🔘 a criminal 😔✋
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guys my hips keep lying to me what do i do
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how to be a cool teen:
1. have color changing lights in ur room 😎
2. juul daily 😋💨
3. party a lot 🤪
4. hit the freaking quan 😂👊
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once it’s summer it’s over for y’all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i will be thriving 😎🤚
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OK HAS ANYONE ELSE BEEN HAVING SUPER VIVID DREAMS??? LIKE ILL WAKE UP FROM A DREAM AND THEN GO THROUGJ OUT MY DAY QUESTIONING WETHER THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED ARE REAL OR IF THEY WERE IN A DREAM AHH 😳😳
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no one:
me: and i oop-
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