252
me: omg i need a boyfriend boys hmu
boys: hi 😃
me: 👩🏻🦯
254
I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE AT CONCERTS AND FESTIVALS WILL JUST STAND THERE AND FILM ON THERE PHONE LIKE LITERALLY WHAT IS THE POINT U AND I BOTH KNOW YOURE NEVER GOING TO EVEN WATCH THAT FOOTAGE SO WHY NOT JUST LIVE IN THE MOMENT k the end
255
you’re:
🔘 ugly, disgusting
⚪️ cool
⚪️ nice
⚪️ mean
i’m going to:
⚪️ cry
⚪️ run
⚪️ laugh
🔘 kill you
give me:
⚪️ ur wallet
🔘 $200
⚪️ ur hat
⚪️ love and support
@DrPhil pls notice me 😘
256
santa is so ugly and annoying all i wanted for christmas was a boyfriend and he got me NOTHING 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
257
guys this is the inside of my brain rn:
🧠
🧠 🧠
🧠 𝓌𝓉𝒻 😔 🧠
🧠 🧠
🧠
258
people start drinking almond milk and forget how to act
259
BILLIE EILISH COULD RUN ME OVER AND CALL ME UGLY AND SET ME ON FIRE AND I WOULD STILL BOW DOWN TO HER AND GIVE HER ALL MY MONEY
261
I GOT PLASTIC SURGERY... im not kidding lol
youtu.be/-UYCxzsyvrQ
262
⠀ 👁👁👁 👁👁👁
👁 👁 👁 👁
👁 👁
👁 this ain’t 👁
👁 it 👁
👁 ⠀ 👁
👁
263
i am a complete MESS
M- help lol
E-
S-
S-
264
why does my appearance change every week wtf last week i was looking rly pretty and i was thriving and now this week i am struggling i don’t get it 😔
265
i used to have the ability to read a whole diary of a wimpy kid book in one day so top that bitch 😌😌
266
reasons why my mom should let me buy a tesla:
-i don’t have to learn how to drive it will drive for me
-the lights on the inside change colors
-fast
k i’ll give you guys updates
267
the only boyfriend i’ve ever had was on movie star planet wtf is up with that
268
all youtubers in 2019 bleaching their hair is equivalent to every single DIY youtuber in 2014 having an ombré and u can’t tell me i’m wrong 😳😌
269
no one:
DIY youtubers in 2014:
✨🌸 how to make crystal meth out of a used eos lip balm 🌸✨
270
kinda wanna move to LA so i can see what it feels like to morph into a sociopath
271
what if we kissed at the claire’s ear piercing station 😳
272
no one:
me texting my friends when i’m on the way to their house: On my way!
273
i only cry like once every month but when i do it’s A WHOLE PRODUCTION and it lasts for a minimum of one straight hour nonstop
274
literally why am i single wtf oh wait i remmember it’s bc i’m a nasty whore
𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝑒𝒸𝓀
275
todays tea:
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) ( ) )
_(___(____)____(___(__
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\ ur mom / |
\ /____|
\ /
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😔🤠😘